Feelin Randy

 
Rocko marathons will lead to the collapse of society.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

This weekend was insanity. My brother, Ricky, got married.. and it was a spanktastic day! I was honored to be his Best Man, so when it came time to give him a toast, I decided to speak from the heart…..

Enjoy,
-Randypants

a simple story about understanding

feat. Gary Brolsma, “The Numa Numa Guy”

This one’s for the ladies, so listen up.  All we fellas ever hear about is how much more difficult you have it compared to us.  To that I say, “poo poo.”

• Who pays for the drinks?  WE DO!
• Who lays their heart on the line, only to feel the cold sting of rejection?  WE DO!
• Who has to walk around all day with an enormous schwanzstucker cloggin up their trousers?  WE DO!

Oh sure, it may seem glamorous being a man.. but the grass is not always greener, ladies!

It’s time to teach you gals a lesson, once and for all…

Enjoy the video!

-Randy

I just gave this website 100% more goat.   AND YOU LOVE IT.

Album’s moving along.  Finally fixed most of the recording equipment.  Give it a week before it all goes to shit again.  Speaking of which, I’ve developed a new catchphrase:

“There is nothing that could possibly go wrong!”

I like saying it in a room full of superstitious people.  It’s usually followed by me getting a beatdown, and then 10-20 things going horribly wrong.

BEEP BOP BOOP, APRIL

-Randypants