Quick & dirty bio of The Life Rantastic. Let’s go!
| When I was a little man, I had an incredible sense of style. Look at this shit.
It’s pretty much been downhill since then. |
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| As I rolled through the waves of adolescence, a mystical music-flavored dragon began growling inside of me. I thought the only way to slay this mighty beast was by learning trumpet.Only one problem.
I hated trumpet.
Trumpet hated me. Thus, I hated music for a while. Until one fateful day… |
My First Guitar, “The Godfather”
| Suddenly, there was electricity in the air.I had met… guitar!
Which of course lead to all kinds of sexy musical adventures, such as: |
The Shoelaces, 2003
The Nowadays, 2006
Featured in Gary Brolsma’s New Numa Music Video ( over 16 million hits.. wowza! )
Which brings us to today…
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… you see, today is very exciting …
Today, i’ve taken control of the entire planet
Today, we can go anywhere you wanna go
Today, we can cruise the galaxy & pick up space chicks
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Who’s Feelin Randy?
 Randy Reiman is bringing you
All that’s left to ask is…. |
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ARE
YOU
READY?
(also, where’d all these girls come from? i think they’re following me)
