here’s a quick pic from the new video shot over the weekend
it definitely looks like i have no legs, but whatever man eat a gummi bear dick*
hmm, miller lites in both hands. which to go for first?
for my 6th grade talent show, me and 2 buddies dressed up as Prodigy and sang this song. Rostkowski was on roller blades and Ehlers did an impressive jump over my back. i sprayed this gold hair shit in my hair and the next morning chunks of it were falling in my tea. i haven’t recalled this memory for at least 6 years. you’re welcome earth
good music inspires good music… the ultimate pay it forward?
*Gummi Bear Dicks are a registered trademark of my ever-inventing brain factory. if you wanna steal it, you can go eat a Chocolate-Covered Clit!









